{"id":222,"date":"2014-08-20T12:27:30","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T16:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/?p=222"},"modified":"2014-08-20T12:27:30","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T16:27:30","slug":"file-under-could-not-do-that-again-if-i-tried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"File under &#8216;could not do that again if I tried&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how they* always say that you shouldn&#8217;t eat at your desk\/in front of the computer? I had an abject demonstration in WHY. I had a salad in a takeout container. Walk in to my desk, start to set the container down, and somehow the lid caught on the keyboard.\u00a0 My entire Ceasar salad did a very neat backflip onto the right half of the keyboard. It was masterful how self-contained it was- there were only a couple leaves on the desk.<\/p>\n<p>So now I have to clean my keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>(Sadly, I did not take pictures. My mental process ran something like &#8216;oh, CRAP-fix this now!&#8217; It only occurred to me later that I should have snapped a photo, because it was seriously unbelievable how neatly the salad stuck the landing.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*<small>Where by &#8216;they&#8217;, I mean sensible people and the IT department. They have a point. In my own defense, this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever had such a spectacular keyboard mishap.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how they* always say that you shouldn&#8217;t eat at your desk\/in front of the computer? I had an abject demonstration in WHY. I had a salad in a takeout container. Walk in to my desk, start to set the container down, and somehow the lid caught on the keyboard.\u00a0 My entire Ceasar salad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/?p=222\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">File under &#8216;could not do that again if I tried&#8217;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4cuFc-3A","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":223,"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entropologie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}